Today's Tip (For Single Ladies)
My boyfriend's cousin gave me this great idea. It seems that one of her girlfriends who's single was burgled once while she was home alone. It was dark and as soon as she realized an intruder was in the house, she yelled at the top of her lungs, "{Insert manly name here], COME QUICK AND BRING THE GUN!" And the intruder actually ran off! Hopefully, I'll never have reason to use it but I just thought I'd share...
3 comments:
Personally, I like the idea of silently creeping up on an intruder with a gun in hand and afterwards trying to figure out how I'd explain to the judge why he was found on the floor with me standing over him, my clip empty, and he's full of holes. Considering that dead men tell no tales, I'd get off on GP (that's general principle for those wondering).
And no...I'm not violent.
HF, Don't be promoting killing and violence on my blog! This was for SINGLE LADIES living alone! You sound like you need some aggression therapy. Don't come back here again unless you have something nice to say!
LOL Uhhh, I'm with HF! Don't let me get my hands on my sword. I'd have that fool thinking he was in a Kill Bill movie. LOL
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